traumatizedofficial:

rocma:

person a: bada bing
person b: bada boom

When the father walks his daughter down the isle: AAAAAYYY IM WALKIN HERE

bardsplay:

bardsplay:

I’m…..hongry

run-up-the-sail:

pisshets:

If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to know if you wanna resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80s

I’m just gonna go ahead and reblog this for purely educational purposes.

dragon-in-a-fez:

winterbells1:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

a woman literally died yesterday because she needed medical treatment and couldn’t get back into the country she’s lived in since 1995. you utter. fucking. morons.

update: a four-month-old baby who lives in Iran but has family who are American citizens in Oregon was scheduled to undergo urgent heart surgery at a hospital in Portland on February 5; she and her parents are now being denied entry to the United States. these kinds of surgeries take months to plan, and doctors have advised the family that the procedure needs to happen as soon as possible to save the child’s life.

so far, the consequences of the executive orders that “aren’t going to take anything from you or hurt anyone” include the death of a 75-year-old woman and the denial of life-saving medical treatment to a 4-month-old baby. get your fucking heads out of your asses you insensate bastards.

Sources please

there are literally links right there in my comments. what do you want me to do, come to your house and click them for you?

jncos:

dank memes is such a bad phrase like you know absolutely nothing funny is going to happen when you hear someone say that

railroadsoftware:

this is honestly true. I didn’t even know he still had a show. Dr phil can’t exploit people and then get offended when they call him out

babylonian:

was she teleported there

darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey:

otherwise-called-squidpope:

undeadwill:

nunyabizni:

bulwarksbrain:

pr1nceshawn:

Amputees With A Great Sense Of Humor

This means a lot to me

That Buzz Lightyear one killed me

These are the best.

These kind of people are my favorite bless them

ad-astra-per-asperaa:

Can I tell you a secret?

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

fawnree:

my grandma downloaded pokemon go this is so pure

sadtit:

my mom: come down dinner is done
me: ok
my mom: itll be done in 15 minutes why dont you set the table
me:

earthdad:

when your gf doesn’t believe she is beautiful