It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight
people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur triviaThen tell a dinosaur fact
i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD
THE GIFSET I’VE BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR.
why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?
because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction
if anything it sets the mood
They could’ve hid in the basilisk skeleton if they got found out, no one fucks with a magic army inside a basilisk skeleton
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
it kind of bothers me that after all this time people still dont understand how sorting works in harry potter
its not necessarily based on the characteristics you possess, its the ones you value, and that my friends is completely different. that is why the sorting hat considers your choice, otherwise why would he bother with your opinion
primary examples would be hermione, wormtail and lockhart
see also: neville
I hate arguing with your parents, because you can set up a perfect arguments with many, many different points yet they will only use one point and repeat it constantly. Then you end up getting angry and they shout at you for it.
Everybody on Tumblr is fucking 14 years old
Nope, my parents did this to me well into my 20’s and I moved out of their place when I was 18.
I’m 19 and my parents still do this
why do I still read youtube comments like have I not learned anything
today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class
I love my history teacher
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
it’s not a phase, mom
I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Real life Snow White